34 Memes That Expand Your Sense of Humor

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    when your joke is so good that there is a special meeting with HR and the managing director just to talk about it
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    This amazing sculpture is called The Caring Hand and is located in Glarus, Switzerland It's a palm tree. I hate you.
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    watch out parents! millennials have begun hiding their "student loan debt" in halloween candy this year
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    If Dracula had a cat...
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    When u want a sugar daddy but u realize your looks only qualify you for an artificial sweetener daddy C
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    It's always a man with childbearing hips talking about "I don't like big girls" Sir you are a big girl
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    felinetrovert (n): a person who prefers the company of cats over people.
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    *Life is full of ups and downs* Me: m You guys are having ups?
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    They said I could be anything... So I became a disappointment.
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    I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow.
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    TEXS WORK CENTER HAS BEEN ACCIDENT FREE SINCE JOE LEFT Safety Quality Excellece
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    jame @videojame i love when cats loaf. just sitting there being like a bread. vibing 00
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    Nobody : Not a single soul in the universe: Michael Jackson:
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    Me *.2 seconds into literally * My brain: anything hocus pokus, you've now lost your focus
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    Me after completing exactly one (1) task on my to do list
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    wolf alex @gothtacular 'landlord' and 'landlady' are needlessly gendered words. pls be more inclusive by using 'landbastard' instead
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    Randy McCarthy COS @Randy JMcCarthy Still reading my book on Freud and still coming across some gems. Here's a nice bit of career advice from Freud about how to deliver a top-notch lecture. So yesterday I gave my lecture. Despite a lack of preparation, I spoke quite well and without any hesitation, which I ascribe to the cocaine I had taken beforehand. I told about my discoveries in brain anat- omy, all very difficult things that the audience certainly didn't under- stand, but all that matters i
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    REMEMBER! There's nothing PUNK ROCK about ignoring forklift safety and procedures MISTI X0
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    ?POOKY @lordrih_ I don't remember anyone being worried Biggie, Fat Joe, Big Pun, DJ Khaled or Rick Ross was glorifying obesity and gonna make the men wanna be fat.. 000
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    OHHH NOOO andhumanslovedstories I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing "what does it wants who wakes us up" megalunalexi I see no downsides to this greywardang I would like step by step instructions for how to make a nap hole please and thank you.
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    Friend: I'm just so confused. I don't know what I should do. Me: *Standing in underwear Dunking Oreos in Whiskey* Well you came to the right place
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    Locate Meme Steal
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    artmemescentral Did you ever see something so cute that makes you want to buy it? Amalyzera19 @amalyzera19 It's literally happening right now
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    bravadopinfire No more child actors. Children don't deserve to be exposed to Hollywood. From now on all children will be portrayed by adults walking on their knees. 鼬 Mother: "Sara it's 10 o clock bedtime sweetie" *hugh Jackman in a blond wig with pig tails*: BUT MOOOO0000M
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    WHEN YOUR LIFE IS TRASH BUT YOU'RE TRYING TO STAY POSITIVE imgilip.com
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    "You're so chill" Thanks, I'm completely disconnected from reality at all times
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    My coffee art today is a cat letting off an atomic bomb
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    Nothing hurts more than craving something that was taken off the menu
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    My landlord painted over a roach. I fixed it. Hello my baby Hello my honey Hello my ragtime gal
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    patryc dad/daddy 18 @_patryc_ in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft. the children yearn for the mines
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    Person: your memes are hilarious. You're probably fun to hang out with Me:
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    All this overthinking and I still make the worst decisions
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    When you wanna go out but you're not 21 anymore @dabmoms So I'll pick you up around 10? At night?
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    Eyes: Ears: Teeth: Horse or Crocodile? How to tell the difference Horse 2 Crocodile 2 Quite pointy Not particularly pointy Yes Yes Weight: <250,000kg <250,000kg Location: Earth Earth Attire: None None Likelihood of eating a sugar cube if offered: High High Culpable for the death of Princess Diana? No No Any involvement in the overthrowing of the Russian No No government in 1917? Conclusion As we can see, there are very few differences between horses and crocodiles so the key thing to look for is

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